a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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