Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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