This girl is more easily done than said...
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
