I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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