Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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