Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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