Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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