What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We are two peas in an std pod
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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