on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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