She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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