I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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