: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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