just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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