Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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