Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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