Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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