Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
