i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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