I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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