i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Randomize
