im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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