My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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