What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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