I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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