how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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