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• (+91): View more from India

  Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.

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  what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.

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• (518): View more from New York

  We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer

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• (805): View more from California

  how many dildos make it a "collection?"

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition

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• (619): View more from California

  I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next

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