i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Randomize