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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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