Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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