lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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