Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
