Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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