I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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