No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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