So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
it's like iHOP with fire
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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