Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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