what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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