I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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