what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
