I didn't shave. On purpose
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i came on her dog
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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