I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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