hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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