went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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