so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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