OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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