belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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