I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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