I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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