Me too!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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