what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
