is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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