I'm drive I can fine osifer
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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