She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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