They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
