STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize