if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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