You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Randomize
