best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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