You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just pee around me
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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